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Ditch the Diapers, Embrace the Chaos: Bad Parenting is Here to Test Your Limits! Tillman 25/7/8(火) 11:59

Ditch the Diapers, Embrace the Chaos: Bad Pare...
 Tillman E-MAILWEB  - 25/7/8(火) 11:59 -

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   Ever wondered if you have what it takes to raise a child? Or, more importantly, do you have what it takes to deliberately raise a hilariously, gloriously, and spectacularly bad child? If your answer is a resounding “Yes!” (or even a hesitant "Maybe...?"), then buckle up, buttercup, because Bad Parenting is the game you've been waiting for!

Developed by the delightfully twisted minds at TabGames and released on Steam on January 20, 2023, Bad Parenting throws you headfirst into a world of chaotic consequences, questionable choices, and the unadulterated joy of seeing just how much mischief one pixelated child can cause. Forget the perfect Pinterest-worthy parenting guides; this game encourages you to embrace the dark side of child-rearing, all in the name of (digital) fun.

So, grab your metaphorical sippy cup filled with something a little stronger than juice, and let's dive into the hilarious, and occasionally horrifying, world of Bad Parenting!

What Exactly Is Bad Parenting?
At its core, Bad Parenting is a simulation game that tasks you with raising a child from infancy to adulthood. Sounds familiar, right? Wrong! The twist is, you're not aiming for a Nobel Prize winner or a future CEO. You're aiming for… well, something else entirely. Think mischievous mastermind, chaotic comedian, or maybe just someone who knows how to perfectly exploit every loophole in the system.

The game blends elements of simulation, strategy, and just a dash of dark humor to create an experience that's both engaging and undeniably funny. You'll be making crucial decisions (or deliberately bad ones), dealing with the consequences (which are often hilarious), and watching your creation evolve (or devolve) into something truly unique.

Think of it as The Sims meets Grand Theft Auto, but with more diapers and less… well, you get the idea.

Getting Started: Your Journey into Parental Misguidance
So, how do you actually become a terrible (but digitally entertaining) parent? Here's a breakdown of the key gameplay elements:

Creating Your Little Rascal: The first step is to create your child. You get to choose their name, appearance, and initial traits. This is where you can start planting the seeds of future mayhem. Do you want a child with a penchant for pranks? Or perhaps a budding pyromaniac (virtually, of course!)? The choice is yours.

Making (Terrible) Decisions: This is where the real fun begins. As your child grows, you'll be presented with a series of events and choices that will shape their personality, skills, and ultimately, their future. Do you encourage them to watch hours of mindless TV? Do you let them eat candy for every meal? Do you teach them the fine art of toilet papering houses? These are the questions you'll be facing, and the answers will have hilarious and often unexpected consequences.

Dealing with the Fallout: Every bad decision has a consequence, and Bad Parenting doesn't shy away from the chaos. Expect to deal with angry neighbors, frustrated teachers, and maybe even the occasional visit from the authorities (again, all virtual!). But hey, that's the price you pay for raising a legend, right?

Upgrading Your… Tools of Chaos: As you progress, you can unlock new items and upgrades that will help you further corrupt your child. Think of it as investing in their future… of mischief. Maybe a trampoline for maximum backyard destruction? Or a chemistry set for… ahem… educational purposes?

Navigating School and Social Life: Your child will eventually have to navigate the treacherous waters of school and social interaction. Will they become the class clown? The school bully? Or maybe just the kid who always gets detention for… reasons? Your parenting (or lack thereof) will heavily influence their trajectory.

Facing the Future (and the Consequences): Eventually, your child will grow up and leave the nest (or, more likely, get kicked out). But their legacy of chaos will live on, and you'll get to see the fruits (or weeds) of your labor. Did you raise a menace to society? A legendary prankster? Or just someone who's really, really good at video games? The ending is up to you (and your terrible parenting skills).

Pro Tips for Aspiring Bad Parents:
Alright, you're ready to dive in, but before you do, here are a few tips to help you master the art of bad parenting:

Embrace the Chaos: Don't be afraid to experiment and see what happens. The most hilarious moments often come from the most unexpected decisions.

Read the Room (and the Game): Pay attention to the events and choices presented to you. Some options are clearly designed to lead to disaster, and those are often the best ones.

Don't Be Afraid to Restart: If you don't like the direction your child is heading, you can always start over and try a different approach. There are endless possibilities for bad parenting!

Think Long-Term (Mis)Planning: Some decisions might seem insignificant at first, but they can have a ripple effect on your child's future. Think strategically about how you want them to turn out (badly).

Enjoy the Ride: Bad Parenting is all about having fun and embracing the absurdity of it all. Don't take it too seriously, and just enjoy the ride!

Is Bad Parenting Right for You? An Objective Review:
Bad Parenting isn't for everyone. If you're easily offended or have a strong aversion to dark humor, you might want to steer clear. However, if you enjoy simulation games with a twist, and you're not afraid to laugh at the ridiculousness of life (and bad parenting), then this game is definitely worth checking out.

Here's a quick breakdown of the pros and cons:

Pros:

Hilarious and engaging gameplay
Endless replayability
Unique and original concept
Surprisingly strategic
Perfect for stress relief (in a twisted way)
Cons:

Dark humor might not be for everyone
Can be repetitive at times
Graphics are simple (but charming)
Overall, Bad Parenting is a fun and unique game that offers a refreshing take on the simulation genre. It's not perfect, but it's definitely worth a look if you're looking for something a little different.

Why You Should (Probably) Play Bad Parenting:
Look, let's be honest. We all have moments where we question our own parenting skills (or the parenting skills of others). Bad Parenting lets you explore those dark corners of your mind in a safe and hilarious environment. It's a chance to unleash your inner rebel, embrace the chaos, and see just how far you can push the boundaries of acceptable behavior.

Plus, who doesn't love a good laugh? And Bad Parenting is guaranteed to provide plenty of them.

Ready to Embrace Your Inner Terrible Parent?
So, are you ready to ditch the parenting books and embrace the chaos? Head over to Steam and download Bad Parenting today! Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game… unless you decide to share your hilarious screenshots and stories online. We encourage that!

What are you waiting for? Go forth and corrupt some digital children! And don't forget to tell us about your most outrageous parenting moments in the comments below! We're dying to hear about your terrible (and hilarious) adventures in Bad Parenting. Let us know what kind of monster you're raising!

In Summary:
Bad Parenting is a simulation game that lets you experience the joy (and chaos) of raising a hilariously bad child. It's a unique and engaging experience that's perfect for anyone who enjoys dark humor and strategic gameplay. While it might not be for everyone, it's definitely worth checking out if you're looking for something a little different. So, go ahead, embrace your inner terrible parent, and see what kind of mischief you can create!

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